Monday, 5 April 2010

Duke Nukem Forever – The Game That Keeps On Giving

So everyone, everywhere has been getting an erection over this video and I thought it was probably about time I gave my opinion on it.

If this video is the most recent incarnation of Duke Nukem Forever, then I am severely disappointed. Not in a, “Woah man, this was overhyped” kind of way, but in a “Oh God, I’ve played Half Life 2 mods better than this.”

Come on 3D realms, stop kidding yourselves. The last original IP you developed was Prey. I mean seriously, we’re not in the 80’s anymore guys. We don’t want to run around with a mullet, screaming hilarious “manly” phrases and “Blowing the shit out of some alien scum”. Allright? It’s over.

Please. Stop this nonsense.

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