What Happens After The Hero Rescues The Princess?

It’s finally been explained, and it makes so much sense! /sexism

LET IT BE HENCEFORTH KNOWN

For those with talent, there is...

GUITAR

And for those who can't play Guitar, there is...

GUITAR HERO

And for those who can't play Guitar hero there's....

DJ HERO

And for those who can't play anything, there's Spore.

Dj Hero Controller Revealed

Anyone else finding this.... monstrosity hard to comprehend? I must admit, it's purty but the whole idea makes me nauseous. Eugh.

I have no clue what the "tracklist" is for DJ Hero, but I doubt it'll appeal to me as much as Guitar Hero did :P

A Classic Quote

"Playing a guitar is not a f***ing videogame"

-Noel Gallagher

 

You tell them Noel! God bless ya, who cares if you haven't even played the game. Your still an inspiration!

Wait... What?

 

Rob Cohen, Director of The fast and the furious:

"I would love to do a Guitar Hero Movie!"