Don't Forget To Teabag The Radscorpion On The Way Out

So I was running along, and this giant Radscorpion decided it was fun to try and tear a hole in my back with his massive stinger of doom, and to be honest I'm not really cool with that. So I shot him about a million times in his tiny evil scorpion face and he was still coming at me like a demented member of the scorpion branch of Jehovah's witnesses so I was all like "OK BITCH EAT THIS" and I pulled out my missile launcher and blew all his limbs off.

And then I teabagged his corpse.

Then all his friends were all like "GERALD NOOOOOO" and I was like "YOU SLAGS" and I launched like a bazillion missiles and they all exploded, limbs flying everywhere like a scorpion pinata filled with entrails.

And then I teabagged his pincers.

Then I dragged his pincers into a nearby lake...

And had sex with them.

(I wonder... if someone from the BBFC reads this, will Fallout 3 get banned?)