And then I teabagged his corpse.
Then all his friends were all like "GERALD NOOOOOO" and I was like "YOU SLAGS" and I launched like a bazillion missiles and they all exploded, limbs flying everywhere like a scorpion pinata filled with entrails.
And then I teabagged his pincers.
Then I dragged his pincers into a nearby lake...
And had sex with them.
(I wonder... if someone from the BBFC reads this, will Fallout 3 get banned?)