Thursday, 7 January 2010

ATHENA!

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I got God of War Collection about a week ago, and I love it. It’s so… uncaring. I think that’s the best way to put it. It’s relentless in how much it throws at you. This is a very difficult game indeed.

I say uncaring, because you have to go for ages without save points or even health for that matter. Some minor bosses release health if you kill them in certain ways, and often that’s the only way to progress with relative ease. By killing a huge enemy in a complex and difficult way. It’s insane!

Great game though. I’m about half way through the first one and enjoying it immensely.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Left 4 Dead: NES

 

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This is genius. A demake of Left 4 Dead on the NES. It’s incredible, and free to download! It’s not necessarily the most playable game ever made, but it’s good fun for about an hour.

Enjoy! Here’s the download link, and below a video to convince those who are not convinced.

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Borderlands Is My Baby

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I love Borderlands. It’s great.

I realised today while playing it, that I actually have a lot of patience when it comes to FPSRPGS. I don’t know why. With Fallout 3 I was the same. Enjoying playing it at my own pace, just taking it all in. It’s incredible.

Also, I love the whole weapon system on this game. It’s fantastic!

Do I have anything negative to say about this game? No. No I don’t.

Monday, 4 January 2010

The Dark Knight: "Batman Arkham Asylum” Review

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This shouldn’t be good. In fact, this shouldn’t have ever even been made. This game defies the industry. This game is an abomination. This game is a licensed game of a long running franchise, based on a hugely successful graphic novel. This game does something it shouldn’t do.

This game is outstanding.

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From it’s opening cut scene, this game establishes one very important thing. This is one for the fans. It doesn’t care about backstory or, introducing a load of awful new characters or locations. It sticks to it’s guns, and it does it well.

For all those who haven’t experienced the Batman universe before, shame on you. Recent Batman lore (forget anything to do with Robin) is dark, depressing and just gorgeous. It’s Gothic to it’s core, and if you’ve ever seen any of the most recent films (Batman Begins or the Dark Knight) or read any of the recent comics (Arkham Asylum, Joker, The Dark Knight Returns, The Killing Joke) then you know exactly what I’m talking about, and if I told you that this game is just as good as ALL of them, what would you say?

Arkham Asylum throws you straight into the action following a beautiful little opening section in which you and a group of guards escort the Joker into the depths of the intensive treatment ward. Straight away, you just know your playing something special. First off, it uses the Unreal Engine, which is perfect for the gritty world that is portrayed. Secondly, Batman handles like a dream. The controls are flawless, the combat inspired. Within four button taps, you could have grounded four thugs, one being with your Batarang. Thirdly, the voice acting is superb. Mark Hamill returns to play the Joker (which is my all time favourite version. Hamill’s performance is superb in representing the Joker as a twisted psychotic with a killer sense of humour). Batman is also perfectly cast. Lastly? The plotline is perfect, in that it’s simplicity is a breath of fresh air and it’s something we’re all comfortable with. The Joker takes over Arkham, you have to stop him. Do you need to know anymore?

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But the real shining star of this epic, is of course the villains. The Joker, as mentioned before, steals the show but that’s not to say that his supporting players are simply overlooked. Rocksteady studios have chosen a small group of villains that slot perfectly within the story. There’s Bane, Killer Croc, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow are all running loose and causing havoc in their own little way. Again, there’s nothing new about these characters. They’ve been left unaltered (apart from a few inspired costume changes) and are perfectly presented. Not only that, but all characters not present, are referenced all over Arkham (The Penguins umbrella is in a glass case, Mr. Freeze’s cell. In fact, it’s part of the game to find all these, cleverly called “The Riddler’s Challenges”). Personally, I found the scarecrows sections to be incredible. Subtly lodged within certain sections, you find yourself slowly descending into Batmans darkest fears without even realising it. It’s only until the camera goes wonky, or when something absolutely insane happens like suddenly Batman turns into a younger version of himself (with you still in control) crying over the corpses of his dead parents.

All in all, I think it’s pretty safe to say that Arkham Asylum is a damn good game. If you’re a fan of Batman, buy it now. If you’re not… then well maybe you should look into some of the other stuff before you pick this up but take my word for it, you will not be disappointed. If I had been clever and bought this when it had came out, I think it may have just had enough potential to give Uncharted 2 a run for it’s money.

Now that’s saying something.

Sunday, 3 January 2010

Burnout Paradise

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I got the Burnout Paradise Ultimate Bundle off the PSN the other day, and I’ve been playing it quite a bit. There’s only word for it though. Huge.

This game has so much scale, it’s almost impossible to set yourself a starting point. I’ve basically jumped into this game after a few major updates, so now there’s three different starting points for me. Normal cars,  “Big Surf Island” cars and Bikes. There’s 250 races, missions and everything's open world. Also, there’s 98 trophies.

This game is huge, but I’m having loads of fun playing it.

Saturday, 2 January 2010

What A Way To End The Year…

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The last game I played of 2009 was Wii Fit Plus with my parents and my sister.

Am I ashamed? Damn right I am. It’s awful.

And that has nothing to do with the fact that I was physically exhausted after twenty minutes of it

Friday, 1 January 2010

Would You Kindly, Have A Happy New Year?

New Year. New games. New Bioshock.